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Cider Sky - Northern Lights
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womanaconda:

one of my favorite things about robin williams is that when he was filming “one hour photo” there’s a scene where he offers a boy an action figure from the store he works in, and robin williams asked the director if he could pick the toy and he fucking brought in his own evangelion figure and somehow the director said yes, even though there’s no way a store like that at that time would have a toy like that

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fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

Friday, August 22nd 2014 175,252 notes
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necturusmaculosus:

bootythug:

the-pietriarchy:

tumblr we are not fucking doing this right now take a day off

unfuckingbelievable

i fucking knew this would happen

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carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

Friday, August 22nd 2014 129,557 notes
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battledinosaur:

I love this show with my whole heart.

this show has changed my life 

Friday, August 22nd 2014 139,426 notes
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sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

Friday, August 22nd 2014 502,995 notes
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when your door’s left open

cannibal-kaneki:

what it looks like:
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what it feels like:
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Friday, August 22nd 2014 166,425 notes
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spacefeels:

a crown for a prince

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ehretha:

EVERY Target shopper NEEDS to know this:

****If the price ends in 8, it will be marked down again****

If it ends in a 4, it’s the lowest it will be.

Target’s mark down schedule:

MONDAY: Kids’ Clothing, Stationery (office supplies, gift wrap), Electronics.

TUESDAY: Women’s Clothing and Domestics.

WEDNESDAY: Men’s Clothing, Toys, Health and Beauty.

THURSDAY: Lingerie, Shoes, Housewares.

FRIDAY: cosmetics

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housewifeswag:

this speaks to me on a spiritual level.

Friday, August 22nd 2014 261,162 notes
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sarcasmosaur:

Troll Fortress 2 - the game where rainbows really DO make you cry!

I spent way too long making this shit ggghhhh time to do something other than crappy fanart!

I DON’T EVEN PLAY THIS GAME BUT VRISKA GOWEIGOWGJLSDKJGSL